This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a boundary in cotton form. “Not My Chaos” is the quiet clapback for every time someone tries to hand you their drama. A little sarcastic, a little savage, and a lot true — this tee was made for women who protect their peace and don’t apologize for it.
Why You’ll Love It
Printed on Comfort Colors® for that lived-in, vintage-washed softness outsiders swear by
Relaxed unisex fit — the kind that looks good when you’re out, and feels even better when you’re home ignoring texts
Premium 100% ring-spun cotton that holds up, even when patience doesn’t
High-quality print that won’t crack, fade, or flake (unlike messy friendships)
Made-to-order — each piece is created just for you, no mass-produced noise
Perfect For
Sarcastic souls who know “no” is a full sentence
Boundary-keepers and quiet rebels
Funny, thoughtful gifts for wives, sisters, and besties who live drama-free
Care Instructions
Wash cold, like your shoulder
Tumble dry low, keep it chill
Do not iron directly on the design (or anyone’s nonsense)
Shipping & Production
Each item is printed to order and ships within 2–5 business days
Tracking info will find you before anyone else’s chaos does
🙏 Thanks for stepping into the Fringe. What you wear is a quiet rebellion — a signal for the ones who get it.
